trash animal lover

melancholydisco:

Link (?)

yourhometowncryptid:

this is so fucking funny. im going to say “here come the locusts” everytime something goes wrong now

vesper-of-roses:

Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn’t make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you’re being snobbish or condescending when you’re just trying to be specific

entryn17:

entryn17:

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i’m doing great. i’ve never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

onlinebeast:

puppymush:

bigbrownbat:

Shock me like an electric 

kosmogrl:

bullyshark:

tea-time-terrier:

Just a fish.

Oh my god this is beautiful and now I 1000x more so want to make a little patch jacket for Shark than I did before 😭😭😭